click fart

a fart that sounds kind of how a light switch does when you flip it; CLlCK! very rare and often painful they are legendary. Infact, legend has it that these these farts are usually fatal. Everyone does it right before they die, it's what finishes them off.
After a brutal beating delivered by link, gannondorf fell and hit his head hard as hell on the table, then dropped to the floor. Then he involuntarily let out a legendary click fart and died a hillarious death! Lmao
by the duv December 13, 2007
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Beeftard

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.
The incredible hulk is a beeftard.
by the duv December 24, 2007
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