the dodger's definitions

acid

A drug that can be really great, or really horrifying. Even experienced users can have a mind-frying bad trip that requires some time in a mental institution, and there is no rhyme or reason as to why this happens. Acid-heads like to brag about how many times they've taken the drug, but most of the time they are lying.

DooOO000d, me an a friend dropped acid last night and we got stopped by the pigs and got questioned for 10,000 years.

by The Dodger August 12, 2004

Air Force

The U.S.branch of service that is responsible for delivering our nuclear weapons, therefore the most powerful fucking military unit that has ever existed in the world. What's unique about the Air Force is that it is the only military unit in which the officers do all the fighting, while the enlisted men sit back and deliver toilet paper or type up memos ordering officers to their death.

I'm an enlisted man in the Air Force. I'm a little non-combatant twat.

by The Dodger October 12, 2004

the fast and the furious

A totally gaywad movie about a bunch of low life fartknockers that don't have jobs, but manage to drive $80,000 cars and loaf around all day having *kewl* adventures.

The Fast And The Furious should have included the Mystery Van from Scooby-Doo, then it would have rocked.

by The Dodger November 11, 2003

Niagara Falls

Niagra Falls? NI-AG-RA-FAAALLLLLLLS!

Vaudeville routine made famous by the Three Stooges.

Slooooooowly I turned, step-by-step, inch-by-inch, and then I jumped on him, and I punched him an kicked him, till he was pissing blood, Aggggghhhhhhh!!!

by The Dodger January 8, 2005

csulb

My alma mater, currently on my shit-list because it employs a convicted felon as a "professor" of black studies.

PROFESSOR Ron Karenga? What the fuck is up with that?

by The Dodger September 9, 2004

zoomy

Air Force term for any graduate of the USAF Academy at Colorado Springs. Slang term other military branches use to describe any Air Force personnel.

2nd Lieutenant Scheiskopf is an Academy grad, he's a zoomy.

by The Dodger September 8, 2004

slip knot

A "gimmick" band that has outlived it's 15 minutes of fame. The band members openly admit that they are not real musicians, and that they are nothing more than travelling clowns in jumpsuits. 90 percent of slipknot lyrics consist of the word "fuck". Slipknot fans are stupid.

Latest slipknot lyrics: "fuckety-fuck fuck this and fuck that, fuckety fuckety fuck". Fuck.

by The Dodger March 24, 2005