the dodger's definitions

target

A store that prides itself on working people to death. Clock in at Target and you have no idea when you're actually getting off, scheduled hours mean nothing. They have a bizarre alphabet-soup way of describing everyone's position that no one understands, and everyone in management is called some kind of "leader".

Yes, my leader! Yavohl, mein leader! Twenty people clocked in at Target last week and were never seen again, prolly still on shift cause the go-backs aren't finished.

by The Dodger September 26, 2005

acid

A drug that can be really great, or really horrifying. Even experienced users can have a mind-frying bad trip that requires some time in a mental institution, and there is no rhyme or reason as to why this happens. Acid-heads like to brag about how many times they've taken the drug, but most of the time they are lying.

DooOO000d, me an a friend dropped acid last night and we got stopped by the pigs and got questioned for 10,000 years.

by The Dodger August 12, 2004

zoomy

Air Force term for any graduate of the USAF Academy at Colorado Springs. Slang term other military branches use to describe any Air Force personnel.

2nd Lieutenant Scheiskopf is an Academy grad, he's a zoomy.

by The Dodger September 8, 2004

tawana brawley

A hoaxer, claimed to have been raped and tortured by NYC police officers over a four day period. Her story was quickly proven to be a complete fabrication, but that didn't prevent Al Sharpton from turning it into an international scandal for the uninformed masses that believe everything they hear.

Tawana Brawley did a lot of damage with her lies, she should be ashamed of herself.

by The Dodger September 9, 2004

csulb

My alma mater, currently on my shit-list because it employs a convicted felon as a "professor" of black studies.

PROFESSOR Ron Karenga? What the fuck is up with that?

by The Dodger September 9, 2004

slip knot

A "gimmick" band that has outlived it's 15 minutes of fame. The band members openly admit that they are not real musicians, and that they are nothing more than travelling clowns in jumpsuits. 90 percent of slipknot lyrics consist of the word "fuck". Slipknot fans are stupid.

Latest slipknot lyrics: "fuckety-fuck fuck this and fuck that, fuckety fuckety fuck". Fuck.

by The Dodger March 24, 2005

Niagara Falls

Niagra Falls? NI-AG-RA-FAAALLLLLLLS!

Vaudeville routine made famous by the Three Stooges.

Slooooooowly I turned, step-by-step, inch-by-inch, and then I jumped on him, and I punched him an kicked him, till he was pissing blood, Aggggghhhhhhh!!!

by The Dodger January 8, 2005