Bernard Goetz

An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.
Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.
by The Dodger January 29, 2005
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Niagara Falls

Niagra Falls? NI-AG-RA-FAAALLLLLLLS!

Vaudeville routine made famous by the Three Stooges.
Slooooooowly I turned, step-by-step, inch-by-inch, and then I jumped on him, and I punched him an kicked him, till he was pissing blood, Aggggghhhhhhh!!!
by The Dodger January 08, 2005
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zoomy

Air Force term for any graduate of the USAF Academy at Colorado Springs. Slang term other military branches use to describe any Air Force personnel.
2nd Lieutenant Scheiskopf is an Academy grad, he's a zoomy.
by The Dodger September 08, 2004
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Air Force

The U.S.branch of service that is responsible for delivering our nuclear weapons, therefore the most powerful fucking military unit that has ever existed in the world. What's unique about the Air Force is that it is the only military unit in which the officers do all the fighting, while the enlisted men sit back and deliver toilet paper or type up memos ordering officers to their death.
I'm an enlisted man in the Air Force. I'm a little non-combatant twat.
by The Dodger October 12, 2004
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nancy spungen

Totally useless sack of crap, a manipulative schemer that would do anything to have her way and didn't give a shit about anybody but herself. One person that knew her called Nancy "the most unlikeable person I've ever met", which sums her up nicely.
If there is a God, Nancy Spungen is shoveling shit in hell.
by The Dodger November 09, 2004
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target

A store that prides itself on working people to death. Clock in at Target and you have no idea when you're actually getting off, scheduled hours mean nothing. They have a bizarre alphabet-soup way of describing everyone's position that no one understands, and everyone in management is called some kind of "leader".
Yes, my leader! Yavohl, mein leader! Twenty people clocked in at Target last week and were never seen again, prolly still on shift cause the go-backs aren't finished.
by The Dodger September 26, 2005
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slip knot

A "gimmick" band that has outlived it's 15 minutes of fame. The band members openly admit that they are not real musicians, and that they are nothing more than travelling clowns in jumpsuits. 90 percent of slipknot lyrics consist of the word "fuck". Slipknot fans are stupid.
Latest slipknot lyrics: "fuckety-fuck fuck this and fuck that, fuckety fuckety fuck". Fuck.
by The Dodger March 24, 2005
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