the dodger's definitions

Air Force

The U.S.branch of service that is responsible for delivering our nuclear weapons, therefore the most powerful fucking military unit that has ever existed in the world. What's unique about the Air Force is that it is the only military unit in which the officers do all the fighting, while the enlisted men sit back and deliver toilet paper or type up memos ordering officers to their death.

I'm an enlisted man in the Air Force. I'm a little non-combatant twat.

by The Dodger October 12, 2004

zoomy

Air Force term for any graduate of the USAF Academy at Colorado Springs. Slang term other military branches use to describe any Air Force personnel.

2nd Lieutenant Scheiskopf is an Academy grad, he's a zoomy.

by The Dodger September 8, 2004

csulb

My alma mater, currently on my shit-list because it employs a convicted felon as a "professor" of black studies.

PROFESSOR Ron Karenga? What the fuck is up with that?

by The Dodger September 9, 2004

the fast and the furious

A totally gaywad movie about a bunch of low life fartknockers that don't have jobs, but manage to drive $80,000 cars and loaf around all day having *kewl* adventures.

The Fast And The Furious should have included the Mystery Van from Scooby-Doo, then it would have rocked.

by The Dodger November 11, 2003

nancy spungen

Totally useless sack of crap, a manipulative schemer that would do anything to have her way and didn't give a shit about anybody but herself. One person that knew her called Nancy "the most unlikeable person I've ever met", which sums her up nicely.

If there is a God, Nancy Spungen is shoveling shit in hell.

by The Dodger November 9, 2004

target

A store that prides itself on working people to death. Clock in at Target and you have no idea when you're actually getting off, scheduled hours mean nothing. They have a bizarre alphabet-soup way of describing everyone's position that no one understands, and everyone in management is called some kind of "leader".

Yes, my leader! Yavohl, mein leader! Twenty people clocked in at Target last week and were never seen again, prolly still on shift cause the go-backs aren't finished.

by The Dodger September 26, 2005

Niagara Falls

Niagra Falls? NI-AG-RA-FAAALLLLLLLS!

Vaudeville routine made famous by the Three Stooges.

Slooooooowly I turned, step-by-step, inch-by-inch, and then I jumped on him, and I punched him an kicked him, till he was pissing blood, Aggggghhhhhhh!!!

by The Dodger January 8, 2005