fresh pressed poop

The act of squeezing recently picked up dog poop while in a plastic bag.

I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009

Shitstracted

When you get distracted while talking a shit and tie up the bathroom for too long.

Son what are you doing in there? It’s my turn. Sorry dad… I got shitstracted watching videos on my phone.

by the creeper October 30, 2021

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

Colchester Girl

Very pretty but will be very well known to be a slut. Has alot of friends but none really like her. Guys who hang with these girls are at least 4+ years older then the age of the girl.

You will find these girls to be loud, obnoxious and very self centered.

Colchester girl

"Hey girl did you go to that college party last night?"

"OMG yes i got so wasted!

OMG me to!

by The creeper October 22, 2012