the count's definitions

pregnot

A Woman looking pregnant but isn't actually.

'Is she pregant?'
'No, she looks it but shes just a fat cow...shes a pregnot!'

by the count January 13, 2006

Poobies

A nickname for butt cheeks. The name is in regard to its akin relationship to boobies in their duality nature and coveted adipose characteristics; however the b hath been turnt upside down to indicate the downward action of pooping.

My Poobies provide great comfort on the toilet while I take poops.

by The count August 14, 2018

cholo

Pronounced CHU-LO, Spanish for vulture

On the first day of Christmas a chulo came to me.

by The Count May 9, 2003