S.O.F.A.

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.

I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.

by The Commodore October 17, 2008

rag tag

The suspicion that your girlfriend isn't really having her period and just wants an excuse to be a bitch.

I could have sworn she just had her period last week. She's playing rag tag, man.

by The Commodore October 17, 2008

bed mine

When the chick you're seeing on the side leaves her underwear in the covers, creating a potential hazard.

Then Meryl found Samantha's panties, and the bed mine exploded.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

hit the girlfriend button

Pausing an Xbox or PS2 game because your significant other wants to chat.

She said, 'We need to talk,' so I hit the girlfriend button and took a timeout from Madden.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

allogy

A sweeping apology issued the following morning for offenses during night of boozing (including ones you don't remember).

It was awkward, but once I gave the allogy she calmed down.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008