the colonel's definitions

Chest Puddles

Large, mushy boobs that melt into wide puddles when the woman lies on her back.

Her rack looked epic when she was in her bra, but as soon as she took it off and lay down on her back, they turned into chest puddles.

by The Colonel February 27, 2006

doad

A complete loser.

Dude, that guy's a full on doad.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Horse faced bitch

A trick ass ho wif dem crooked teef and dat longass face. dayum.

"Get ova here ya horse faced bitch...and s my d".

by The Colonel November 6, 2005