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Chest Puddles

Large, mushy boobs that melt into wide puddles when the woman lies on her back.
Her rack looked epic when she was in her bra, but as soon as she took it off and lay down on her back, they turned into chest puddles.
by The Colonel February 27, 2006
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chuck norris

v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred
Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.
by the colonel March 30, 2005
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Horse faced bitch

A trick ass ho wif dem crooked teef and dat longass face. dayum.
"Get ova here ya horse faced bitch...and s my d".
by The Colonel November 6, 2005
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