the colonel's definitions

doad

A complete loser.

Dude, that guy's a full on doad.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

shit legs

The numbing of one's legs after a lengthy session on the toilet (the toilet seat rim is typical applying pressure to a certain area of the upper leg that can decrease the flow of blood to the legs, causing numbness). The person will typically lose their balance when standing up to either wipe themselves or pull their pants up.

Dude, I took such a long shit this morning that I got shit legs and fell against the wall.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

bats in the cave

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003