the coMANd'r's definitions

no pants month

April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.

by the comand'r March 21, 2020

2020 will be hindsight

What people are saying to help calm down to help ensure that we learn from the COVID-19 pandemic.

Eric: Man, this COVID-19 is really a mess.

Sean: Ya, we better learn from this. Hopefully, we'll make some changes and 2020 will be hindsight. We are just wrapping up no pants month so just 8 more months till we can say "2020 is hindsight".

by the comand'r April 28, 2020

co-V-ed

The term used to identify mixed gender educational facilities in the COVID-19 pandemic. COVID-19 turns co-ed to co-V-ed.

Jill: Kat’s going back to college in August and the dorms are open.

Paige: Really?

Jill: Ya, she’s attending a CO-v-ED university. Back to school Fall 2020.

Paige: Make sure she remains COVIDgilent.

by the comand'r June 21, 2020

fumpire

Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.

That fumpire is horrible. If he had another eye, he'd be a cyclops!

by the comand'r October 3, 2013

fonduece

What comes out of you the morning after eating a whole lot of cheese. Also known as a fondump.

Dude, I went to this wine and cheese party last night and ate so much cheese that I blew out a fonduece this morning. It was sloppy!

by the comand'r October 5, 2013

fondookie

A dump that follows eating and immense amount of fondue. Also known as fonduece or fondump.

That guy was drinking so much and eating so cheese, that when he went skinny dipping later that night, he ended up laying a fondookie in the pool. He cleared the whole pool out when somebody noticed and yelled "We've got a code brown. Fondookie in the pool!"

by the comand'r October 5, 2013

location dropper

Someone who regularly references where they have been in an effort to make them sound important. Similar to a name dropper, but uses places instead of names.

I just had lunch with Shannon - she is such a location dropper. We were just catching up on the past and she could not help but to continue to subtly brag about all the travel she has done. While at lunch she found it necessary to tell me that her baguette was nothing like the ones she had in Paris last month, her wine tasted nothing like the wine in Tuscany that she had last week and the service could not hold a candle to the Ritz, where she is returning to next month.

by the comand'r October 17, 2013