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submarine shot

Similar to a "floater shot" aka "floater", but at the bottom of the cocktail.
Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!
by the comand'r November 11, 2021
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whoopsie wave

When you wave to someone you know and another person intercepts your wave mistakenly as if you are waving to them, e.g. caught in the crossfire of your wave.
I was waving to Eddy at the show and Phil thought I was waving to him. Awkward... Phil waved back to me as he was caught in a whoopsie wave. It's almost as bad as when Jim invited me to lunch, thinking I was Tony because his phone contacts were screwed up resulting in Jim texting me with an invite.
by the comand'r April 14, 2014
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dick date

When two guys hang out together in a non-romantic fashion over dinner or a show. Also referred to as a "man date".
I was planning to take my wife out to see the Bostones with dinner beforehand. She bailed at the last minute, so I invited Eric and we went out on a dick date.
by the comand'r August 26, 2014
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Elonch

Jillian: you watching the Inspiration4 lift off today?

Barney: yep, I love me an Elonch
by the comand'r September 18, 2021
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Couplegänger

More rare to see than a doppelgänger as it is a couple that is the spitting image of another couple
Barney: Cartman, check out that couple who just walked in. It is the spitting image of Eric and Melissa. Crazy, as they missed their flight and could not meet us here in Pompei, and there they are.

Cartman: Whoa, that is insane. She is wearing the same dress that Melissa has and the dude is wearing a pork pie hat and snapping photos, just like Eric. Total Couplegänger!
by the comand'r June 10, 2025
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grandmapedia

Similar to wikipedia, though not anywhere near as factual. Grandmapedia is knowledge that is not available on the internet, as Grandma is not connected to the Internet and generates her own facts and content.
Grandma: The Rolling Stones band is very well educated. You know Mick Jagger has two PhDs.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that is accurate.
Grandma: Yes it is. The whole band is highly educated
Grand daughter: I find that hard to believe.
Grandma: Keith Richards also graduated with some great degrees.
Son: I believe that this is factual according to grandmapedia, though may not be available on wikipedia.
by the comand'r February 2, 2018
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meetnapping

When you are forced to sit through a useless meeting that puts you to sleep with your eyes open.
Paige: I am bummed. I have to go in to the office today for these boring-ass presentations from management.

Bill: Well, at least you can catch up on your meetnapping.

Paige: Ya, but the guy who took me on a date last night caught me datenapping, so I need to be careful to not get caught tomorrow by my boss in the meetings.
by the comand'r October 30, 2014
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