plowed and loud

When someone is hammered thereby driving their voice up significantly.
I love the Gru, but he's noisy enough when he's sober, but when he drinks he is plowed and loud
by the comand'r October 26, 2017
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 16, 2023
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shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"
Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.
by the comand'r October 10, 2016
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2020 is hindsight

The year 2020 is overwith. What people living through the COVID-19 pandemic cannot wait to be able to say starting on January 1, 2021.
Jackie: Boy, that was a rough year. I am so glad we are in to 2021 and that whole COVID-19 mess is behind us. Donny was getting wound up about how COVIDgilent I was being.

Jill: Yup, 2020 is hindsight. On the upside, you guys did deliver a beautiful COVID boomer in December.
by the comand'r April 06, 2020
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 20, 2023
mugGet the extortion abortionmug.

fonduece

What comes out of you the morning after eating a whole lot of cheese. Also known as a fondump.
Dude, I went to this wine and cheese party last night and ate so much cheese that I blew out a fonduece this morning. It was sloppy!
by the comand'r October 05, 2013
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dutch gloven

A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.
Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.
by the comand'r December 09, 2013
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