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Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 24, 2023
Get the extortion abortion mug.Barney: Cartman, check out that couple who just walked in. It is the spitting image of Eric and Melissa. Crazy, as they missed their flight and could not meet us here in Pompei, and there they are.
Cartman: Whoa, that is insane. She is wearing the same dress that Melissa has and the dude is wearing a pork pie hat and snapping photos, just like Eric. Total Couplegänger!
Cartman: Whoa, that is insane. She is wearing the same dress that Melissa has and the dude is wearing a pork pie hat and snapping photos, just like Eric. Total Couplegänger!
by the comand'r June 10, 2025
Get the Couplegänger mug.Similar to wikipedia, though not anywhere near as factual. Grandmapedia is knowledge that is not available on the internet, as Grandma is not connected to the Internet and generates her own facts and content.
Grandma: The Rolling Stones band is very well educated. You know Mick Jagger has two PhDs.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that is accurate.
Grandma: Yes it is. The whole band is highly educated
Grand daughter: I find that hard to believe.
Grandma: Keith Richards also graduated with some great degrees.
Son: I believe that this is factual according to grandmapedia, though may not be available on wikipedia.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that is accurate.
Grandma: Yes it is. The whole band is highly educated
Grand daughter: I find that hard to believe.
Grandma: Keith Richards also graduated with some great degrees.
Son: I believe that this is factual according to grandmapedia, though may not be available on wikipedia.
by the comand'r February 2, 2018
Get the grandmapedia mug.Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips
Hub: ah, total douche defined...
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips
Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 16, 2023
Get the extortion abortion mug.The chant that Democratic Party will be chanting in July of 2024 in the run-up to the November election. Unlike the four more years chant for typical presidential incumbents, the Dems can no longer afford Biden in office.
Brandon: I am headed out to the Biden rally. Want to join me?
Barney: ya, I am interested to see how many minutes in to his speech the “four more months” chant gets going. I am ready to leave when you are, so let’s go Brandon
Barney: ya, I am interested to see how many minutes in to his speech the “four more months” chant gets going. I am ready to leave when you are, so let’s go Brandon
by the comand'r June 29, 2024
Get the four more months mug.Eric: Man, this COVID-19 is really a mess.
Sean: Ya, we better learn from this. Hopefully, we'll make some changes and 2020 will be hindsight. We are just wrapping up no pants month so just 8 more months till we can say "2020 is hindsight".
Sean: Ya, we better learn from this. Hopefully, we'll make some changes and 2020 will be hindsight. We are just wrapping up no pants month so just 8 more months till we can say "2020 is hindsight".
by the comand'r April 28, 2020
Get the 2020 will be hindsight mug.Paige: I am bummed. I have to go in to the office today for these boring-ass presentations from management.
Bill: Well, at least you can catch up on your meetnapping.
Paige: Ya, but the guy who took me on a date last night caught me datenapping, so I need to be careful to not get caught tomorrow by my boss in the meetings.
Bill: Well, at least you can catch up on your meetnapping.
Paige: Ya, but the guy who took me on a date last night caught me datenapping, so I need to be careful to not get caught tomorrow by my boss in the meetings.
by the comand'r October 30, 2014
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