ry-ballz

Noun.

Ruler of the western world.
Smartest man ever.
One in possession of a ballsack.
Ry-ballz really layed the smack down on T-bag.
by The Captain December 20, 2003
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Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches
The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
by THE CAPTAIN January 06, 2014
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Spangles

Why is Adam always at spangles? Oh yeah, cause it's so delicious, and hes having an affair with Anthony.....
by The Captain February 08, 2004
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Mad Moaner

a woman who, in an effort to boost her less-than-endowed boyfriend's confidence, wakes the entire house with moaning noises during coital enocunters.
The Worm was over last night...she's a Mad Moaner. or The Mad Moaner woke me up at 8AM...she's a great alarm clock. or Let's Mad Moaner-proof the door.
by The Captain January 29, 2003
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squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.
The Dugly Squampster house
by The Captain May 13, 2005
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