startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

by the antisocialist December 31, 2011

loose-lippin'

The female version of freeballin. When a female goes commando.

When the girl at the mall with the short skirt bent over you could see everything. She was loose-lippin'

by the antisocialist December 23, 2019

Bacon-fest

A party with mostly females attending.

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

by the antisocialist January 26, 2020