the Pope's definitions

shank

1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.

2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.

1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.

2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!

by the pope June 8, 2004

WP

Whiney P*ssy

Needs no explanation.

by The Pope May 13, 2003

toss the salad

To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.

Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.

Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.

by the Pope October 5, 2004

Mass-hole

Offensive slang for someone who comes from Massatcheusetts.

Slow down man, you're driving like a mass-hole!

by the pope June 6, 2004

yoink

noise made when object is stolen.

he said "yoink" when he jacked the airplane.

by the pope January 9, 2005

scotty

the most sound a person can be

dude, you're so scotty

by the pope March 25, 2003

fedora

A mens' formal hat characterised by a snap brim and a tapered crown with three to five creases. Usually made of felt, but sometimes out of straw.

Joe looks sharp in his black fedora, but he's insistent that it makes him look gay.

by the pope June 8, 2004