Definitions by the Perdverts

Narceny 

When a narcissist fragrantly steals your time by rambling on and on about themselves.

"Suzie would not shut up about all her stupid family problems - that bitch committed Grand Narceny."

Narceny by the Perdverts May 31, 2014

Cold-Caller Baller 

A relatively successful debt collector that makes over $50,000/year and thinks he's the shit because he's managed to enter the lower-middle class in such a low skill occupation.

"Bruce wears tailored suits everyday, even on casual Friday. He thinks he's some kind of Cold-Caller Baller."

Cold-Caller Baller by the Perdverts May 31, 2014

Philancholy 

A state of depression induced when a Phil Collins song gets stuck in your head.

I woke up hearing "In the Air Tonight" and now it's making me all philancholy. :(

Philancholy by the Perdverts May 10, 2014

Netfucked 

The moment you realize you've spent more time searching for things to watch on Netflix than actually watching anything on Netflix.

Damn, there's nothing good on Netflix. I feel so netfucked! :(

Netfucked by the Perdverts May 10, 2014