the NINJA Cheesecake's definitions

Mocha Frappuccino

the most addicting thing in the world other than drugs and facebook

fb status: going to get a Mocha Frappuccino
comment: YUM

by the NINJA Cheesecake January 11, 2011

Ninja Cheesecake

The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.

After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.

by the NINJA Cheesecake November 26, 2010

Tanning Booth

What makes Snooki look orange.

Thats what tanning booths do to you....

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 4, 2010

lol :)

what u write to someone who agrees to sext you

lol :)

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 5, 2010

Facebook

More addictive than marajuana, weed, shrooms, cigarettes, and any other thing you can think of-COMBINED!

im supposed to smoke with my friends-but im on facebook now.....

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 13, 2010

Condom

The best invention EVER

dont be stupid....use a fucking condom!

COVER UR BLUBBER WITH RUBBER!

by the NINJA Cheesecake June 1, 2011

puerlish engcan

an english puerto-rican

man#1: dude, is he a Puerlish Engcan?

man#2: I guess so...

man#1: Is that even POSSIBLE?!

by the NINJA Cheesecake November 30, 2010