dork

a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles
you see that kid is a real dork
by the man December 07, 2004
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bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.
I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.
by The Man February 01, 2005
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Hasanic

The surname of one that fulfils every possible sexual need that a woman could ever desire with a minuscule amount of effort. There is no age limit on the level of Sex God. One can only decide himself as a sex god when his shoe size has reached 13 and he is truly a master of sexy time.
Bob made me scream in orgasmic fury last night, I'm still shaking in complete awe. He is truly one crazy ass Hasanic.
by THE mAn June 21, 2013
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diu

by The MAN October 18, 2001
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huggin

Did you hear about the huggin running from the police?
by The man January 18, 2005
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the pounce

The pounce happens when you see a stripper on stage and her thong slips as shes bending over to do a sexy little move. You already have a boner, so you whip it out and run on stage and stick it in her while she's unexpected. She yells at you and her bouncer kicks you out of the club. But just remember, you had it in their for a while, and you know she liked it.
Dude, some guy used the pounce and ended up in jail on criminal charges.
by The Man August 30, 2008
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tava

One of the coolest chicks in the world. She knows how to party, and yet, has a huge heart and is deeply compassionate with her less gifted, witless Tara friends.
The girl is such a tava, party on girl!
by the man March 29, 2005
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