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Definitions by the German Horse Worder

Breastmilk cow

a slur given for a mom that is fat af and recently gave birth to a child.
or it can also be a slur for the same thing but instead of a newborn, it's a cringy ass kid inbetween the ages of 1-12
Dude: look at that stupid ass baby!
Reboot Thomas: *staring into your soul*
Dude: your mom is a breastmilk cow
Reboot thomas: *chopper crying*

sniffledinglekickaringopiccadjangoboolaroo 

an "aussie discovered" disease where your penis starts playing music in the middle of the night, and known for being named by aussies after the iconic pneumonoultramicroscopicsillicovolcanoconiosis.
penis: *starts playing rubber band's penis music in the middle of the night*
aussie guy: aw hell naw, bloke. ay have sniffledinglekickaringopiccadjangoboolaroo

Charles Notsmirks 

the creator of the word "dsnmpkssmhmspskshpkshsmmshpkchmmmmmkfchmmlf", and ritual man, and an insult for someone that speaks badly.
dude: *having a stroke*
kid: stfu, Charles Notsmirks.

dsnmpkssmhmspskshpkshsmmshpkchmmmmmkfchmmlf 

"dsnmpkssmhmspskshpkshsmmshpkchmmmmmkfchmmlf", is a latinised version of a sentence in black magic meaning "oh, my child, please come back, and always remenber to rise from the dead." first said by Charles Notsmirks in 2014 for a ritual where he had to create a new word, the unlatinised version, however was said by George Pig in 2021 after making duolingo lessons about it, and being able to translate the original black magic alphabet so that he could revive a spider.
Notsmirks: dsnmpkssmhmspskshpkshsmmshpkchmmmmmkfchmmlf
*table slowly spinning*

Gachaphobia 

Random Kid: YEET! *yeets baseball*
Random Guy: *bats baseball, screams, and runs away*
Random Kid: what's with 'em
Guy: he has Gachaphobia

Oleh-Chora 

a Oversimplified Pirate way to say that you accidently sprayed Chocolate Orange Juice into the Captain's Eyes, while showing him that if you take a piece off a Chocolate Orange, it looks like Pac-Man, and now he's having a Seizure on the floor of the ship.
Pirate #1: anything wrong with your ship? arrr!
Pirate #2: Oh FUCK! OLEH-CHORA!!
Pirate #1: *trying not to laugh*
Pirate #2: NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Pirate #1: AAA...
a slavic name mostly used for people nicknamed "Foxy"
Bendy: BORIS!
Foxy: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bendy: nothing
Both: .......
Bendy: Ḃ̴̡̟̭͎̳̖͉̫́o ̧̡̮͓̣͍̞̭͔͓͎͓̼͔̀͂̃̀͛̏r ̨̣̞̮͖̱͔̝̟̝̖̖͔͂̉̀̉̐i ̼͐̆͒̆͛͗͒̀ͅŝ̶̡̡͚̜͍͙̣̖̺͖̻̥͝
Foxy: oh mother of mine! SPARE ME!
Bendy: i ̧̡͇̬̪̰͍̳̠̣̻͒͋͒́̎͑̐͂͛͌̔̈͋t̵̡̢̨̺̙̬͔̤̭̰̥̥͆͋̄̾̍͆͒̏̌̍͜͝' ̨̢̢̢̢̱͚̦͈͖͎̲̹̜̜͛͛̒͒̊͐͛̈́̽͊̇̈́͠s ̧̮̻͕̟͓͔̬̙̦̻̝͍̂̉̒͜͜ ̡̧͖̦͉̰̲̪̦̖͕͕̟͎̹͂͆̉̍̀̏̉̂͌̔̅́͗͝t̵̜͉̬̻͙̃̒̓̒̇̕͘i̶̢̡̢͉͎̳̼̹̎̓̉̀͆͋̊ṃ̵̯͕̣̫̆͋̃͗́̊̾͛͝ë̵̲̫͌͊͑̃̈̍̈́̀̔͠ ̶̘̰͎̽͜t ̨̣̗̘̩̜̳̑̈́̀̈́͐̀̿̈́̈́̓̉̿̑͘͠ͅͅo ͎̐̈̚͠ ̶̨̡̥͈̟͎̮̣̥͓͈̺̲̀̆̾͊̒̉̒͌̎̓̚͜͝ģ̶̨̢̛̙̺̰͎͖̔̽̒̊̄̉͌̒̆̈̊̀̋͝o ̨̧͕̱̅ ̡͔̩͓̬̠̠̻͆̎̽̽̓̋̓̕͜͝ͅḩ̶͈̤͍̗̮̺̟͉̻͇͈͇̾͒̓̉̿̒͐͒̃͊͆͌̌̅̕o ̧̡̢̱̼̞̗̘̹̇́͜͜m ̢̳̞͔̹͔̟̫̞͌͜e ̨̡̗͔̠̫͇̰͉͍̥́̀͜,̴̢̛̫͈̬̩͈̯̮̳̬͇̣̻̔̆̑̒́̍̾͒̃̆̒B̶̹͇̳̯͔̦̯͉̤̺̤̈̍͂̉̊̀̌̈́͘͝ơ̵̳̾̄̌́͒̇r ̧̢̬̺̥̤̪̜͗́ỉ̶̡̲̞͎̙̘̰͎ͅͅs ͕͇̻̮̫͙͉̟̪͊̒̒͛̀̍̈́̓́́̃̚̕
Boris by the German Horse Worder February 7, 2022