Definitions by tha captain

big nasty

The sunrise after a long night of drinking and drug use

Yo tonight were gonna party till big nasty

big nasty by tha captain June 25, 2017

crab apple suffle 

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

crab apple suffle by tha captain September 20, 2016

the holy shits 

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

the holy shits by Tha Captain July 18, 2014

crapwise

used to express similar problems of a shared interest. same sort of stuff, same sort of problems, same sort of way

our cars, though very different are the same, crapwise

crapwise by tha Captain October 30, 2007