tha captain 's definitions

crapwise

used to express similar problems of a shared interest. same sort of stuff, same sort of problems, same sort of way

our cars, though very different are the same, crapwise

by tha Captain October 30, 2007

crab apple suffle

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

by tha captain September 20, 2016

big nasty

The sunrise after a long night of drinking and drug use

Yo tonight were gonna party till big nasty

by tha captain June 25, 2017

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014