Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by tee too April 14, 2011

Binarian

A special kind of idiot who believes that all people who hold a different view from oneself have the same views as each other.

Binarian: a person who believes there are only two viewpoints for every topic

by tee too April 14, 2011

Labelass

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension.

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

by tee too April 14, 2011