Highs Closed

When you’re high out ya mind and your eyes are just like... glued shut.
“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”

*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.

*Midnight McDonlads Run*

Drive Thru worker: highs closed

You: highs closed
by tap-dncr22 April 06, 2019
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Moto Cross Faded

When you straight zoomin. You so crossed you know everything and nothing all at once. similar to the southern past time of Motorcycle athletics... but with your spirit.
Dude I was so moto cross faded last night I... two shots and one edible and I was Like Hannah Montana ... Best of Both Worlds

Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.

Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?
by tap-dncr22 March 31, 2019
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CLEANK

The sound made when you’re celebrating, or toasting to, wholesome things (not to be confused with *Clink* )
“Peyton and I CLEANK-
ED to friendship, but with grape juice, because we wanted a wholesome night in”

“The office holiday party was fun, but we had to CLEANK to the holidays, because Tina got a little too lit last year”

“Should I bring wine, or are we going to CLEANK”
by tap-dncr22 December 18, 2019
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