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Cook Islands 

Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!
Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฐ for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(

๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ 

Ah yes, Tokelau. It's VERY irrelevant. A lot more irrelevant than I thought. It has a population of like, 1,000 people and It is owned by New Zealand and located in Oceania. I have done this definition 3 times, because I am trying to cope with how I lost my old Urban Dictionary account. The other territories NZ owns are Niue and Cook Islands (kind of.)
Person 1: ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ
Person 2: OMG IT'S TOKELAU! THE MOST AWESOME AND RELEVANT PLACE EVER!
Person 1: Yeah! :)

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern 

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern is a state in Germany. Despite that, it is dead. It's a literal atomic wasteland. Nobody cares about it because even in 2030 in a map about Germany's highly used train rates in specific areas and M-V is dead. It is the Wyoming of Germany. Geographie Fakt: Neben Nord- und Sรผdkorea gibt es auch Westkorea, aber wirklich niemanden interessiert das so wirklich, denn alles gehรถrt eigentlich zu Mecklenburg Vorpommern.
Person 1: WTF IS MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN AND WHY IS IT A MEME??
Person 2: It is the Wyoming of Germany. Nobody lives there.
Person 1: oh ok