t12j19c95's definitions

The Oh-Shit Handle

The handle on the roof or up high on the side of a car on the inside that you can hold while going around really sharp turns, etc. but usually never use. When you do use it it is probably during something very dangerous, i.e. drifting around public roads or swerving around deer, and gets its name from the words you exclaim at the times you have to grab it.

"OH SHIT" I said as I grabbed the oh-shit handle when we were drifting around the really sharp turn.

by t12j19c95 June 18, 2009

Whorify

A verb to describe what a whore does when she joins a group of people, contaminating the area with her slutiness and joining in conversations, making them annoying.

"Oh God, here she comes, don't let her whorify us, make her go away."

by t12j19c95 September 28, 2009

Immobilization Favorite

A show that you watch when you are immobilized by sickness, broken bones, boredom, etc. that you originally don't watch, but becomes one of your favorite shows from watching it so much.

"Why are you watchin Everybody Loves Raymond, I thought you hated that show."
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"

by t12j19c95 December 16, 2009

redneck

One who:
1.) Thinks Wal-mart is heaven on Earth
2.) Listens to Jeff Foxworthy making fun of them and laughs
3.) Is scared that Obama can overwrite the constitution and take our guns, so they go to Wal-mart and stock up on ammo
4.) Wears Camo overalls to a workplace, school, or any other public place
5.) Likes to go muddin' while drinking a nice can of Mountain Dew
6.) Watches Fox News and passes on the information they hear there to everyone as if they have actually researched it
7.) Blames power outages, diseases, floods, tornadoes, plane crashes, etc. on the terrorists in Al Quaeda
8.) Gets there child a huntin' knife and a shotgun for Christmas and encourages him to go and try it out
9.) States what they believe to be a fact, listen to someone else say something that contradicts them, and then repeat what they first said because they have no idea of what they are talking about, they just repeat what they hear from Fox News
10.) A person who lives in a trailer with a 12 inch 1940's television while drinking a beer and chasing it with some Mountain Dew

I just saw a redneck at Wal-mart with camouflage overalls and buying some beer, Mountain Dew, and a ton of bullets.

by t12j19c95 May 14, 2009

Guess you had to be there

A response to a story told by someone else that is used to show that it might have been funny, but the way they tell it it doesn't sound funny at all.

Georges: "...and he was like "wait, we don't sell that here, nevermind!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."

by t12j19c95 March 24, 2010

Searcher's Block

When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.

"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."

by t12j19c95 September 21, 2009