t12j19c95's definitions
A show that you watch when you are immobilized by sickness, broken bones, boredom, etc. that you originally don't watch, but becomes one of your favorite shows from watching it so much.
"Why are you watchin Everybody Loves Raymond, I thought you hated that show."
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"
by t12j19c95 December 16, 2009
Get the Immobilization Favoritemug. A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.
"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
by t12j19c95 December 18, 2009
Get the Candy Cane Swordmug. When an adult forgets completely what they were like as a child, so they think no young teen ever swears, that they all want sex so shouldn't date, and care about some stupid jokes, because they forget that as a kid they did swear, they didn't have sex till much later in their life, and they hated those jokes.
Bob-I'm grounded for a week because I sweared in front of my mom.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
Get the Kid-term Memory Lossmug. Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.
Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
Get the Self Qualified Refereemug. A response to a story told by someone else that is used to show that it might have been funny, but the way they tell it it doesn't sound funny at all.
Georges: "...and he was like "wait, we don't sell that here, nevermind!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."
by t12j19c95 March 24, 2010
Get the Guess you had to be theremug. When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.
"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."
by t12j19c95 September 21, 2009
Get the Searcher's Blockmug.