t12j19c95's definitions

Pig Cleavage

Boobs on girls that are caused by them being fat, not by being girls. It has nothing to do with hitting puberty, but with being a fat lard. Usually the said girls like to wear shirts that hang down so you see their fat crack in between their boobs, which no guy likes at all. Some of these girls are really slutty and think everyone wants them.

Ew, dude, did you see that girl over there with her pig cleavage? She's wearing a shirt that should be illegal for her to wear.

by t12j19c95 May 28, 2009

The Oh-Shit Handle

The handle on the roof or up high on the side of a car on the inside that you can hold while going around really sharp turns, etc. but usually never use. When you do use it it is probably during something very dangerous, i.e. drifting around public roads or swerving around deer, and gets its name from the words you exclaim at the times you have to grab it.

"OH SHIT" I said as I grabbed the oh-shit handle when we were drifting around the really sharp turn.

by t12j19c95 June 18, 2009

Whorify

A verb to describe what a whore does when she joins a group of people, contaminating the area with her slutiness and joining in conversations, making them annoying.

"Oh God, here she comes, don't let her whorify us, make her go away."

by t12j19c95 September 28, 2009

Guess you had to be there

A response to a story told by someone else that is used to show that it might have been funny, but the way they tell it it doesn't sound funny at all.

Georges: "...and he was like "wait, we don't sell that here, nevermind!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."

by t12j19c95 March 24, 2010

Immobilization Favorite

A show that you watch when you are immobilized by sickness, broken bones, boredom, etc. that you originally don't watch, but becomes one of your favorite shows from watching it so much.

"Why are you watchin Everybody Loves Raymond, I thought you hated that show."
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"

by t12j19c95 December 16, 2009

Searcher's Block

When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.

"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."

by t12j19c95 September 21, 2009