When an adult forgets completely what they were like as a child, so they think no young teen ever swears, that they all want sex so shouldn't date, and care about some stupid jokes, because they forget that as a kid they did swear, they didn't have sex till much later in their life, and they hated those jokes.
Bob-I'm grounded for a week because I sweared in front of my mom.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
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"Why are you walking so weird?"
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."
by t12j19c95 July 19, 2009
Get the Shower Lube mug.Boobs on girls that are caused by them being fat, not by being girls. It has nothing to do with hitting puberty, but with being a fat lard. Usually the said girls like to wear shirts that hang down so you see their fat crack in between their boobs, which no guy likes at all. Some of these girls are really slutty and think everyone wants them.
Ew, dude, did you see that girl over there with her pig cleavage? She's wearing a shirt that should be illegal for her to wear.
by t12j19c95 May 28, 2009
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"What happened between you and that other girl, I thought you guys were perfect for eachother?"
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."
by t12j19c95 July 27, 2009
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Man, I hate it when someone who sucks gets a feel good cheer, why not just tell them they suck and let them hit good when they hit good.
by t12j19c95 June 09, 2009
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"Why are you watchin Everybody Loves Raymond, I thought you hated that show."
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"
by t12j19c95 December 16, 2009
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