t. minaj's definitions

Buttle

A compact, fast-talking version of the word “butthole” — the express lane of rear-end references.

“Bro, don’t sit on my bed with your dookie stained jorts — I don’t want your buttle print on the cushions.”

“My buttle burns.”

by t. minaj August 27, 2025

Smegsicle

Dick cheese, also known as smegma, in frozen popsicle form. Best enjoyed on a hot summer day when the smeggy is ripe and warm.

I’m going to get one of your smegsicles from the fridge, James. You want one?

by t. minaj September 4, 2025