Definitions by t pot

Greenwich Constitutional 

Pretending to leave for work in the morning, only to return home after your partner has left for their job, in order to have an extramarital affair.

I was pulling a Greenwich Constitutional when I heard the front door open. It was only the maid arriving late that day. I was terrified it was my wife about to walk in on me and the pool boy.

Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.

Greenwich Constitutional by t pot February 6, 2019

North Dakota Root Canal 

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.

I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.

North Dakota Root Canal by t pot February 6, 2019

Detroit Trash Can 

To have sex in an alley. Usually with a random stranger or sex worker.

I met a really cool dude at the bar, but he got so drunk we did a Detroit Trash Can instead of taking taking him home.

The hooker wanted me to pay extra for a motel room so I suggested a Detroit Trash Can and I saved 25 bucks.

Detroit Trash Can by t pot February 5, 2019

Bangor Blueberry 

A bruise left after a session of rough sex.

Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.

Bangor Blueberry by t pot January 31, 2019

Penobscot Blueberry 

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.

Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.

Penobscot Blueberry by t pot January 31, 2019

Chattanooga Lawnmower 

When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.

Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.

Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth

Chattanooga Lawnmower by t pot January 28, 2019

Secaucus Junction

The act of using a double dildo butt-to-butt

I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.

Secaucus Junction by t pot January 25, 2019