daddy likes instagram

When a dad (your or someone else's) makes an awkward comment on a picture shared through social media.

T: Greg's dad commented on Facebook "wish I was there" on the vacation photo of my wife in a bikini.
J: I saw, dude, he went all Daddy likes Instagram on your photo.

by t pot October 21, 2014

Secaucus Junction

The act of using a double dildo butt-to-butt

I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.

by t pot January 25, 2019

North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.

I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.

by t pot February 06, 2019

Badger Spotting

Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.

The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasn’t aware of his affinity for nature.

by t pot October 06, 2009

Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.

Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.

by t pot January 31, 2019

Bangor Blueberry

A bruise left after a session of rough sex.

Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.

by t pot January 31, 2019

Greenwich Constitutional

Pretending to leave for work in the morning, only to return home after your partner has left for their job, in order to have an extramarital affair.

I was pulling a Greenwich Constitutional when I heard the front door open. It was only the maid arriving late that day. I was terrified it was my wife about to walk in on me and the pool boy.

Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.

by t pot February 06, 2019