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loser president

A president who wins the electoral college, but loses the popular vote.
by t pot December 7, 2016
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Chattanooga Lawnmower

When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.
Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.

Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth
by t pot January 28, 2019
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Greenwich Constitutional

Pretending to leave for work in the morning, only to return home after your partner has left for their job, in order to have an extramarital affair.
I was pulling a Greenwich Constitutional when I heard the front door open. It was only the maid arriving late that day. I was terrified it was my wife about to walk in on me and the pool boy.

Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.
by t pot February 6, 2019
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Smartphone Swirly

When you drop your phone in the toilet and the automatic flush activates before you can remove it.
Emily watched helplessly as her iPhone got a smartphone swirly in the office bathroom.
by t pot September 18, 2012
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Badger Spotting

Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.
The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasn’t aware of his affinity for nature.
by t pot October 6, 2009
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North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.
I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.
by t pot February 6, 2019
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Secaucus Junction

The act of using a double dildo butt-to-butt
I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.
by t pot January 25, 2019
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