Smartphone Swirly

When you drop your phone in the toilet and the automatic flush activates before you can remove it.

Emily watched helplessly as her iPhone got a smartphone swirly in the office bathroom.

by t pot September 18, 2012

Detroit Trash Can

To have sex in an alley. Usually with a random stranger or sex worker.

I met a really cool dude at the bar, but he got so drunk we did a Detroit Trash Can instead of taking taking him home.

The hooker wanted me to pay extra for a motel room so I suggested a Detroit Trash Can and I saved 25 bucks.

by t pot February 05, 2019

Grilled Cheese Lunch

This is when you go to a hotel with a coworker for sex during the work day. It is called this because, much like a grilled cheese sandwich it is fun, tasty, and kinda sticky, but ultimately unhealthy.

"I had a standing "grilled cheese lunch" with Tiffany in accounts every Friday, until she quit."

by t pot February 11, 2014

Secaucus Junction

The act of using a double dildo butt-to-butt

I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.

by t pot January 25, 2019

Bangor Blueberry

A bruise left after a session of rough sex.

Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.

by t pot January 31, 2019

Chattanooga Lawnmower

When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.

Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.

Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth

by t pot January 28, 2019

loser president

A president who wins the electoral college, but loses the popular vote.

Donald Trump is the biggest loser president.

by t pot December 07, 2016