Definitions by t joey

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

A very attractive Mexican; not gender specific. Pronounced: ha-tex-i-can

OMG did you see the hotexican he was dancing with?

Hotexican by t joey June 13, 2010