2 definitions by t joey

A very attractive Mexican; not gender specific. Pronounced: ha-tex-i-can
OMG did you see the hotexican he was dancing with?
by t joey June 11, 2010
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When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.
He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.
by t joey November 7, 2019
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