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Definitions by swerty gert

cheelz are chill pills. aka Etizolam which is a thienodiazepine. cheelz are sold at the haven, which is a smoke shop.
biker: hey bro call up the haven and see if they got cheelz
xan kid: I just talked to em they do
biker: ight lets fly out there.

at the haven: hey you got cheelz

cheelz girl: no we just ran out
xan kid: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
cheelz by swerty gert February 9, 2019

The Haven 

A smoke shop that sells cheelz also known as chills, or chill pills. made of etizolam the pink ones are better than the whites. literally a haven since it can save you from feeling like shit all the time. see: still gonna bend it
dude 1: hey man where did you get these sick chill pills?
dude 2: the haven in leslie, they always have em
dude 1: still gonna bend it
The Haven by swerty gert February 9, 2019

LITERALLY HORTLOR 

what fagstyle transgender tard kids say. nonbinary fuckin mommy asshole licking fags.
responsible tax paying mother: fuck my back hurts im gonna take a percocet
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111
LITERALLY HORTLOR by swerty gert February 9, 2019

Sarah Banks 

A really fucking sexy black pornstar. She's hot as fuck. Amazing ass and titties. plus shes cool as fuck which is rare. I wish I could fuck her but my cock is the shaped like an egg.
she has beautiful tattooed on one ass cheek and blessed tattooed on the other. which is true.
dude 1: i jerked off to Sarah Banks for 5 hours last night on adderall
dude 2: you know your never gonna fuck her right, your cock is shaped like an egg.
dude 1: god fucking damn it
Sarah Banks by swerty gert February 9, 2019