3 definitions by suspicious package
the act of slashing one's own hand (i.e., with a hunting knife. broken beer bottle, or any other appropriate device), then using that hand to jerk off (if you're a guy). Particularly good for cutters, this way you're killing two birds with one stone. For girls, see redrum stabby.
by suspicious package February 5, 2007
(for women), the act of slashing one's own hand and/or fingers with a broken mirror, old razor blade, box cutter or similar device, then using that hand to masturbate. The bloody fingers or cutting implement are used to "stab" into any erogenous zone. Similar to redrum slappy.
by suspicious package February 5, 2007
the condition of feeling remorse or guilt for stealing someone's money and stabbing knives into their kitchen walls
by suspicious package January 7, 2010