Definitions by suki matutso
vagina candle
a vague reference to something so vague we don't know what it means, presumably a vibrator, or something of that nature that needs batteries or perhaps a solar powered energy source.
As found in Yahoo personals: Don't even think about contacting me if you have a purple vagina candle! WTF man, comeon....what the hell is that buzzing? Oh it's just the neighbor on the roof with her vagina candle. God I wish I could get some sleep, tell her to knock it off!!
vagina candle by suki matutso November 7, 2004
vagina squirrel
Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over the standard "beaver". They felt "beaver" was a tad pejorative.
Hey dude what's that? "Oh just a couple of vagina squirrels building a dam." Shit, basements gonna flood again!
Or perhaps, you'd prefer:
Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...
Or perhaps, you'd prefer:
Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...
vagina squirrel by suki matutso November 7, 2004
Protraxis
I spent the weekend at the Pro-traxis rally, and those Anti-traxis people were really getting on my nerves. I mean come on Traxis is a good thing.
Protraxis by suki matutso November 7, 2004