Definitions by stupid gamer

mesa 

it means table in portuguese
proof? use google translate and translate from portuguese to english then type in mesa and see the results
if google translates it as butterbread cake sprinkles creamberry salad then its not my fault, blame google

the black mesa research facility isn't a black table

mesa by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

barney 

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife

a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney

barney by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

winston

that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts

a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(

winston by stupid gamer January 14, 2019