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ape

a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas
traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees

ape not kill ape
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
mugGet the apemug.

winston

that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts
a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
mugGet the winstonmug.

hev

the hev suit in half-life
hev stands for hazardous enviroment
welcome to the hev mark 4, protective system, for use in hazardous enviroment conditions, have a very safe and productive day
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
mugGet the hevmug.

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