Definitions by stu in the zoo
wangosaurus rex
complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.
"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"
"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."
"wangosaurus rex!"
"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."
"wangosaurus rex!"
wangosaurus rex by stu in the zoo April 12, 2007
DAP
Acronym: Dogged A Prostitute
to acquire the services of a prostitute, introduce her to mind-altering chemicals then letting your canine buddy have a crack at her.
to acquire the services of a prostitute, introduce her to mind-altering chemicals then letting your canine buddy have a crack at her.
"damn man, there's that strung out sterno whore i dap'd last night. my black lab otis and a couple sniffs of ether and she'll never be the same."
DAP by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
shoe
"yo benji, i hope your little sister is on some sort of birth control because i banged her the other night and left a mess in her shoe".
"cool"
"cool"
shoe by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
bro down
verb - to get wit (in a non sexual way).
to hang one-on-one with someone, burn copius amounts of weed, do pills, homemade drugs, abuse chemicals found at most wal-marts and listen to jay z (for effect).
to hang one-on-one with someone, burn copius amounts of weed, do pills, homemade drugs, abuse chemicals found at most wal-marts and listen to jay z (for effect).
"yo, deng, check that tite faux-naggah with thems sweet-ass reeboks he touches up with white spray paint.... think i'n gonna see if he gotz any crunk snort and wantsta bro down."
"shit dung heezah, them aint reeboks"
"shit dung heezah, them aint reeboks"
bro down by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
srt-4
slang. recently became the official replacement for "polish a turd" in the ever popular phrase "you can't polish a turd".
while you still can't srt-4 a turd, many think that by paying the hourly goons at ye olde dodge factory to glue a turbo-charger to a silly dodge neon engine it will in fact create a glossy finish on a piece of feces. the car is intended for bedwetters and dog dick rubbers who can't afford a real car like a honda s2000, bmw m-series or acura tl type-s or aren't smart enough to properly affix a turbo-charger to a car that isn't already named "neon". the srt-4 phenomenon is basically the same as the 1980's dodge goons putting a faux-leather, glue on top(attempting to look like a convertible) to a dodge aries k-car and calling it a chrysler lebaron. again, this car was very popular with the recently gay but familiar with broke crowd.
while you still can't srt-4 a turd, many think that by paying the hourly goons at ye olde dodge factory to glue a turbo-charger to a silly dodge neon engine it will in fact create a glossy finish on a piece of feces. the car is intended for bedwetters and dog dick rubbers who can't afford a real car like a honda s2000, bmw m-series or acura tl type-s or aren't smart enough to properly affix a turbo-charger to a car that isn't already named "neon". the srt-4 phenomenon is basically the same as the 1980's dodge goons putting a faux-leather, glue on top(attempting to look like a convertible) to a dodge aries k-car and calling it a chrysler lebaron. again, this car was very popular with the recently gay but familiar with broke crowd.
"wowie zowie leroy, that white girl you are courting is one seriously ugly girl."
"don't sweat is mister anderson, my sistah works at glamour shots and this saturday we gonna srt-4 her up."
"gee leroy, that's swell. </vomits>"
"don't sweat is mister anderson, my sistah works at glamour shots and this saturday we gonna srt-4 her up."
"gee leroy, that's swell. </vomits>"
srt-4 by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
fagsicle
that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.
fagsicle by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006
butt dart champion
yo, what's up with captain sequin shoes?
dunno, maybe he's a bit touched.
or maybe he's a little butt dart champion.
dunno, maybe he's a bit touched.
or maybe he's a little butt dart champion.
butt dart champion by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006