Definitions by str3tch

TBMO 

Too bad; missed out.

Commonly in response to someone being too lazy to read something.

Person 1: Check out this long article about something I think is important.

Person 2: TLDR

Person 1: TBMO. There was a limited supply of free bitcoins.

Person 2: FML

TBMO by str3tch November 20, 2011

PFTW 

Pancakes For The Win

Person 1: The Alley is serving some shitty lunch item for breakfast with their razor bacon. Where should we go?

Person 2: Big Table has red velvet pancakes...

Person 1: PFTW!!!

PFTW by str3tch October 26, 2011

tfdw

Too far, didn't walk.

TFDW.

tfdw by str3tch June 10, 2011

TFDW

Too fancy; don't want.

TFDW.

TFDW by str3tch June 10, 2011

TFDF 

Too fat; didn't fuck.

TFDF.

TFDF by str3tch June 10, 2011