Hill cow

Very special cows the live on a hill whose front legs are shorter than your back legs so when they eat their food will digest properly

That Hill cows going to die he's facing downhill and can't eat

by stonedefiance December 26, 2020

crackgrass

That stupid grass that grows in the crack of sidewalks and driveways

Hey Mike's got a brautful yard but he really needs to pull that crackgrass

by stonedefiance April 25, 2015