Definitions by stevie J

bernsauce 

Sperm infested with STD's. Usualy when a girl finds out later she should have used protection after taking a stranger home from the bar and being injected with bernsauce

"Hey Claire wanna go to the bars this weekend?" No i cant i gotta go to the clinic last weekend i think i was injected with bernsauce

bernsauce by stevie j July 27, 2010

the crepe 

taking home an extremly chubby girl from the bars.. and then proceeding to fill one of her rolls full of maple syrup and then folding the roll completly over ones head

hey boys do you all feel like goin out for some crepe's tonight. No replies johny your discusting. i dunno why u guys like to eat the crepe so much!!

the crepe by stevie j July 9, 2010

Petty Poots 

A habitual dick toucher that goes above and beyond in attempts to grab tube steak. This person usually comes up with constructive ways of bumping into other men as an excuse for grabbing a handfull of meat.

I cant Believe that trevy molested me again.... he is such a petty poots

Petty Poots by stevie J June 13, 2010

Finkleroy

The act of sticking ones balls in own ass and then shitty them out.

That assholes probably in the shitter giving himself finkleroys.

Finkleroy by Stevie J January 2, 2008