postpartum drip

The period of time a husband must masturbate because his wife is healing from childbirth.
Ryan: "Did you cure that postpartum drip?"
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."
by steve1979 May 15, 2011
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fag

To insert a penis into the anus. This comes from the word "fag" used as a slur for a homosexual man, but used as a verb.
Worker: "Each time I go into the boss' office, I think he's going to bend me over the desk and fag me."

Friend 1: "Did your girl let you do the third input?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude! I fagged her!"
by steve1979 July 21, 2006
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abortstika

A partially drawn swastika that is turned into a different kind of graffiti by the artist when he thinks he's going to get caught. This is to lessen the severity of the offense of the graffiti. In other words, an aborted effort to draw a swastika.
The teacher caught Mark writing on his desk, but found only an abortstika. Therefore, Mark only got a detention and not a suspension.

Ryan and Tony managed to make the abortstika on the gravestones when they saw the police coming. Seeing how they were caught, they might as have been making non-offensive imagery.
by Steve1979 January 01, 2008
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