steve scuber's definitions

ass shitting

the act of shitting in someone elses ass

i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006

conquer bonk

to achieve a conquer bonk: during the reception of fellatio, close to orgasm. one must strike the fellatist bluntly on the top of the skull, resulting in a quick pleasurable intake of air, a noise something like "shllllpbfffffffffft- gah!", and hopefully no biting.

i conquer bonked your mother last night.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006