steve owen's definitions

el gato

1. creepy-ass mexican dude who calls you up at 2 AM and harasses you until you pay him the 20 grand you owe him for crack

ring! ring! <click> "hello?........hello?......who is this???"
"......el gato"

by steve owen February 11, 2003

hoedown

1. redneck gathering, usually involves shouting catchy phrases like "yee-haw" and "the south will rise again"

2. what a pimp says to his merchandise, while snapping his fingers and pointing to his genetal region

yo!....ho!....down.....now!

by steve owen February 11, 2003

LaQuisha

the finest damn girl you'd ever meet

I saw LaQuisha today and Damn she looked fine

by steve owen February 11, 2003