stephen w. thomas's definitions

rich chavs

Chavs who can afford Fred Perry, and live in ex-council houses, as opposed to council houses.

I think that about covers it, actually.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Brightonshire

The collective counties of West and East Sussex.

"I went down to Brightonshire the other day. Twas sunny like the windfart.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

what the monkey

An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.

"Johnny, I'm pregnant."
"What the monkey!?"

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

fartoholic

Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.

'Stan, you're a real fartoholic'
'So?'
'You stink.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Sharpthorne

A place where large amounts of unwashed masses can be found. And a couple of washed ones.

'I got lost in Sharpthorne today.'
'I can see, you have dirty kneecaps.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

pube

A public house. Often used to get drunk in.

Kid:'I'm off to the pube.'
Parental Figure: 'With your little brother, of course.'
Kid: 'But he hates playing in the pube garden.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005

hilaribibble

Funny, and yet ridiculous. A great word to lighten ANY situation.

'My mother died last night.'
'That's hilaribibble!'
'Ho ho ho, ha ha ha!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005