Drunk Mailing

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...
by Steakface December 17, 2009
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Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.
The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.
by Steakface June 16, 2010
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steakface

Annoying/Pretentious vegetarians who deserve a slap in the face with a steak.
'Sheila deserves a good slapping, what a a steakface.'
by steakface March 20, 2013
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