Definitions by stan claire

vagina shitia 

Derived from Virgin Media. Virgin Media internet is always on the blink thus people giving it this name.

"for fucks sake vagina shitia is dying again"

vagina shitia by stan claire May 1, 2022

reasonably large poo 

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

reasonably large poo by stan claire May 1, 2022

bogbox 

a Northern Class 155 converted from a bussy bussy literally a fake pacer and they're so bumpy and ghetto

"For fuck's sake, now I have to go home on a bogbox! Fuck you Northern"

bogbox by stan claire May 1, 2022

Claire 

Customer Service Host with First Great Western

Claire always told people to remain calm and confident. When Paul lit up a fag, she was fumigating.

Claire by stan claire December 20, 2021