Microsoft

Two definitions for one's penis in one word
"Steve Jobs: Did you name your company after your dick?
Bill Gates: Yeah, Microsoft, just like your tumor in 2009 Steve.."
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Rubber Jolly

A slang word for a condom, usually used by the Maltese lower class when trying to offend one other Maltese
Go away! Europe's fuckers! Rubber Jolly! Haq Alla! (burn God!)
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