up the spud

Pregnant. Impregnated.

From spud as slang for testicle and spud as slang for baby and spudded as slang for deep penetrative sex, probably unprotected.
Welp. I'm up the spud for sure. Due in August.
by squirlitous rex December 12, 2023
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as the jay walks

Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.

eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.
Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.
by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018
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