Screep

When you have to silently pull an object across something that makes any kind of noise in order to be undetected.

I had to screep this broken glass across the aluminum foil without waking Steve so he didn't know I broke the lightbulb.

by sporjaculation December 24, 2016

Jinx-of-intent

When two people simultaneously say different things with similar meanings.

Bambino said "I am an alien" at the same time Gertrude O'Fathenbaghum stated "You are from space." Bambino replies, "Jinx-of-intent, you owe me a months rent."

by sporjaculation February 20, 2018

Errorbody

When a everybody majority makes a bad decision.

The only reason Trump won is because Errorbody voted for him.

by sporjaculation February 01, 2017