Definitions by splinter barberino

two dicks 

an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.

Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!

two dicks by splinter barberino January 16, 2006

gone

australian term, originating from the footy show, describing someone who dies, gets out in a sport, or does something extremely stupid.

A) Dazza: oh my god, Bazza died.
Shazza: Gone!

B) Dazza: oh my god, Bazza got out for a duck in cricket.
Shazza: Gone!

C) Dazza: oh my god, bazza cut himself playing with his knife
Shazza: Gone!

gone by splinter barberino January 13, 2006

date roll 

australian slang for toilet paper. from the slang words date (ass), and roll (toilet paper). used heavily during the depression and both word wars by the aussie digger and battler.

Shazza: hey did Bazza bring the date roll
Dazza: i dont know

date roll by splinter barberino January 9, 2006

ring stretcher 

australian slang term for a bicycle.

shazza: did bazza bring the ring stretcher
dazza: nuh

ring stretcher by splinter barberino January 9, 2006