fuppet

A person adept at playing life's little games to get what they want. Definately NOT using any sociological imagination.
"That lawyer dresses so sharp, wow, but he's a fuppet"
by spectralux November 17, 2009
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angle deceptions

Angle deceptions are misleading photos taken by oneself disguising any flaws or imperfections, generally used for a profile picture. They improve your 'situation'.
This girl I met appeared really tall online but in person i realized it was merely the angle deceptions
by spectralux July 22, 2011
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Jarbage

It's observed annoying techno savvy slang...
She was talking on her iphone as I approached her to take her drink order, spewing nonsensical jarbage into the phones receiver. "I tweeted him and he just sent me a text back! that fucker!
by spectralux November 15, 2009
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grizzled veteran

Rough looking gentleman with leathery, weathered skin who has truly "lived life" albeit as a bard, pilot or sailor
Mr. Burroughs shook my hand as much a grizzled veteran of literature as his palid skin would indicate
by spectralux November 22, 2009
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