sparky's definitions

a duck!

A small featherey creature commonly found in parks and in ponds.

"Would you like to buy a duck?"
"A what?"
"A duck!"
"Does it quack?"
"Of course it quacks! Its a duck!"

by Sparky November 25, 2003

Keith Moon

The single greatest drummer and rock star of all time. Played for The Who. He lived a reckless, care free life that eventually led to his death at age 31 of a drug overdose on September 7th, 1978. He was known for blowing up his drum set, and also kicking it over a lot. Singuarly the greatest musician to ever live.

Don't take my word for it, go out and buy Tommy or Live At Leeds.

by Sparky December 22, 2004

queen b

queen of bitchs

stop being such a queen b

by sparky November 29, 2003

signal 10

Literally, to set on fire; to ignite. See also signal 12

From the dispatch code for fire emergency used in many parts of New York State.

Hey, watch that welding torch or you're gonna signal 10 my house!

by sparky December 5, 2003

fuckweasel

Somebody who is such a gimp that they could only fuck weasels. And only then if the weasel agreed.

Dan is such a fuckweasel!

by sparky January 27, 2004

peccavi

Latin, meaning "I have sinned."

In that episode of Law & Order, the evil priest told the detectives that peccavisti meant "I have sinned." It's a lie, of course; "I have sinned" is peccavi, peccavisti means "you have sinned."

by Sparky March 4, 2005

Society Failure

f*ckin awesome band from PR ID. coincidentally happens to have really hot talented members.

Soci Fai Rocks \m/O.o\m/

by Sparky April 10, 2004