spankmasterflash 5000's definitions

Cross-pollination

To expell flatulence directly onto the skin or clothing of another person.

He lifted the small redneck behind his back and soiled his uniform using the cross-pollination technique.

by spankmasterflash 5000 September 25, 2010

Carolina chopsticks

To lift an object from the floor using only one's buttcheeks.

He left his book in the sonar control room, so i picked it up with my Carolina chopsticks.

by spankmasterflash 5000 September 25, 2010