Chemical Goat

1. a disease infected goat in russia

2. a person that doesn't know what they're talking about

1. We gotta stop ordering our goat meat from russia, people are getting sick

2. Man there's this chemical goat on ud, freakin wanna punch his face

by Spaceman_Spiff May 15, 2009

The Main Drag

An awesome indie band labeled by RPL Records. They should be alot more popular than they are now. Their song "A Jagged Gorgeous Winter" was featured on rock band 2, increasing their popularity. Their other song "Love During Wartime" was played during the season finale of the online sitcom The Guild. Band members feature Adam Arrigo as vocals, guitar, keyboard and glockenspiel;

Matt Boch-guitar, keyboard, bass, trumpet and vocals;
Dan Cardinal-bass

Jon Carter-guitar, bass, vocals and keyboard
John Drake-drums and vocals

As one can tell, they're a very mult-talented band with very good music

Josh: Oh man did you hear that song take them down? That was awesome stuff

Gary: Yea, that was by The Main Drag right?

by Spaceman_Spiff May 18, 2009

tire paste

Pasting used to mount and remove tires, also known as rubber lubricant

Person 1: Hey mel got any of that smooth tire paste for mah car?

Person 3: Yea, just came in, it's gonna go on nice

by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009

Spaceman Spiff

From the famous comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is one of calvins many alter egos. He flies around in a space ship in an unknown, but cruel galaxy where he crashes and meets many gross aliens. Bill Watterson(creator of C&H) created the character when he was in high school, where the name was "Spaceman Mort." It has now grown into the spaceman we know of as spiff. Bill Watterson has said Spiff is a parody of Flash Gordon, and the setting uses elements found in regular sci-fi.

We find Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, poised precariously over a percolating pit of putrid pasta

by Spaceman_Spiff May 22, 2009