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A P2P program that is way better than Lime Wire. Has faster download times, gives you the complete version for free rather than constantly telling you to go buy it, doesn't come up with fifty results of porn, advertising or other shit not even remotely relevant to what you were looking for when all you were trying to do was download music, takes less time to start up/shut down, and has a much nicer cleaner, easier to use interface.
guy 1: I was on lime wire the other day. I typed in Smells Like Teen Spirit mp3 and it gave me fifty random images of hardcore pornography, 20 random advertisements, and 70 ads for penis enhancement. After half an hour of filtering I was final able to download a real mp3 but it turned out to be a guy saying he did not have sexual relations with some woman.
Guy 2: you should get Ares Galaxy...
Guy 2: you should get Ares Galaxy...
by someone on the internet January 31, 2010
An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.
Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."
by someone on the internet April 5, 2019
/ˈmɒfət/ (moffating, to moffat, moffated, moffats etc.)
Basically trolling a fandom by ending a TV series season with a cliffhanger, an extremely frustrating ending and/or killing of a character and (optionally) then going on a hiatus for more than a year, all the while managing to make said fandom still love you.
After moffating a fandom there will be A) a lot of online sadness for the deceased character and/or B) internet (crack)theories and/or C) quite a bit of good old fashioned Internet rage against the writer of the episode. Good examples are Sherlock or Doctor Who.
Basically trolling a fandom by ending a TV series season with a cliffhanger, an extremely frustrating ending and/or killing of a character and (optionally) then going on a hiatus for more than a year, all the while managing to make said fandom still love you.
After moffating a fandom there will be A) a lot of online sadness for the deceased character and/or B) internet (crack)theories and/or C) quite a bit of good old fashioned Internet rage against the writer of the episode. Good examples are Sherlock or Doctor Who.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the ending of {insert series}? Classic moffat.
Person 2: Yes, the forums are going crazy with theories!
Person 2: Yes, the forums are going crazy with theories!
by someone on the internet July 13, 2013