Definitions by somegoof

raccoon 

Verb. To raccoon someone is to blacken both of the eyes through bludgeoning.

Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.

raccoon by somegoof January 18, 2005

goofster 

One who is not quite a goof, but shows considerable progress.

She was such a goofster that she cut her own bangs, which did not come out strait.

goofster by somegoof January 17, 2005

Fitzginnons 

Slang for 'a Fitzgibbons'. Rumor has it that a drunkard couldn't pronounce the 'bb' part of the name correctly and the word was coined. Referring to someone as "a Fitzginnons" is meant to insult by assosiation with the original Fitzgibbons, who famously laughed at his students when they left an exam review because he wouldn't give them the answers.

John was a real fitzginnons for not doing the prized athlete's homework for him.

Fitzginnons by somegoof January 17, 2005