monitor

a device that is required in order to watch porn.

i fried my monitor after ejaculating all over it while watching porn.

by snorg whore February 11, 2010

sauron

middle earth's equivalent of a crack dealer.

smeagol got some crack from sauron, and ever since bilbo baggins smoked it all, has been in a state of withdrawl.

by snorg whore February 27, 2010