crit a cola

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds

when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits
scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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winger

a tf2 secondary weapon that is used by the scout class its main stat gives a 25% increase in jump height on wearer
scout1: how are you jumping higher than me
scout2: the winger
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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hermit dares

hermit dares
by sniper nate June 08, 2022
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team fortress 2

welcome to team fortress 2 after 9 years in development hopefully it will be worth the wait
team fortress 2
by sniper nate November 06, 2020
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bat

the stock melee weapon for the scout class in tf2

nothing really special about it it has decent damage at close range
fresh install scout: i wish i could use anything but the bat
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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pistol

the stock secondary in tf2 for the scout and engineer class
a good midrange weapon nothing really interesting about it though
scout1: i use the pistol instead of the mad milk
scout2: ok
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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bonk! atomic punch

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2

when used scout will drink it and then be invincible for 8 seconds
however during this time scout can not attack or capture any objective
when the effect ends the damage he would have taken is turned into a slowdown effect
scout: ill go distract the sentry nest
team: how? you will just die
scout: ill use the bonk! atomic punch
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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