Definitions by sneaky

butt ketchup 

the nickname given to bloody diarrhea

Awww! Fuck! I filled the toilet with butt ketchup again!

butt ketchup by Sneaky September 1, 2004

clit bong

the use of a female's reproductive organ along with miscellaneous household items to create a makeshift bong for smoking marijuana, while at the same time, the bong bubbles greatly arousing the women subjected to the clit bong.

Katie volunteered to be the clit bong for the day in exchange for a quo of marijuana, which she would smoke out of Jenny's vagina tomorrow.

clit bong by Sneaky September 1, 2004

chumuckle 

Noun.

A smaller-diameter belt used to strap an oversized penis to the leg of a person so that it doesn't flop around in their pants.

Ken's dick kept flopping around, so he strapped it to his leg with his new leather chumuckle.

chumuckle by Sneaky August 7, 2004