Definitions by snappindickslikeslimjims
butt monkey
someone whos always trying to piss you off (on your ass, hence the word "butt monkey")
is always trying to "ragebait" others for attention, a ugly fucking rat who will die unloved.
is always trying to "ragebait" others for attention, a ugly fucking rat who will die unloved.
derek: hey jacob, have you seen cupcake whining for attention? shes such a butt monkey.
jacob: yeah, lets just block this pathetic loser.
jacob: yeah, lets just block this pathetic loser.
butt monkey by snappindickslikeslimjims October 21, 2026
sneaky link
when you and your bitch are tsunderes and lowkey refuse to confess to one another
• your friend(s) probably know(s)
• youre not tuff
• stop bein a pussy
• you and your bitch need to pursue eachother asap
• your friend(s) probably know(s)
• youre not tuff
• stop bein a pussy
• you and your bitch need to pursue eachother asap
me: yo bitch!!!!!!! im tryna holler at you!
friend: sup skank, heard u and yo sluh was pursuin
me: aw shiet, it aint like that
• sneaky link!!!
• sussy
friend: sup skank, heard u and yo sluh was pursuin
me: aw shiet, it aint like that
• sneaky link!!!
• sussy
sneaky link by snappindickslikeslimjims October 21, 2026
an emoticon that lil kids use to seem cute or quirky when in reality its just corny and cringe
and the 3 in it looks like a butt, so no it doesnt look like a cat it looks like you have a bootycrack for a mouth, get real bro.
most often used by wannabe scene kids who claim "scenecore" is a real thing (it isnt)
guzzle monster because they think its cool (its literally just an energy drink, why is it so popular)
and self diagnose after throwing a tantrum just because their mom told them to open a window because it smells like hot ass and to clean their room, proceeds to claim to be abused.
(your mom isnt abusive because youre too lazy to take showers or clean youre room, youre just a bum)
(iTS noT a PhasE mom!1!1)
tldr; colon three / :3 is a butt mouth and isnt cute its just cringe
and the 3 in it looks like a butt, so no it doesnt look like a cat it looks like you have a bootycrack for a mouth, get real bro.
most often used by wannabe scene kids who claim "scenecore" is a real thing (it isnt)
guzzle monster because they think its cool (its literally just an energy drink, why is it so popular)
and self diagnose after throwing a tantrum just because their mom told them to open a window because it smells like hot ass and to clean their room, proceeds to claim to be abused.
(your mom isnt abusive because youre too lazy to take showers or clean youre room, youre just a bum)
(iTS noT a PhasE mom!1!1)
tldr; colon three / :3 is a butt mouth and isnt cute its just cringe
:3 by snappindickslikeslimjims October 21, 2026
lay
basically, a fuck.
like, you say you "got laid" a single bang is a "lay"!
i'm asexual so this shit doesn't apply to me.
like, you say you "got laid" a single bang is a "lay"!
i'm asexual so this shit doesn't apply to me.
jake: that was a good lay!
sarah: come over again~ ;))
jake: *calls derek his bf (side piece/sneaky link)*
sarah u got friend zoned sorry not sorry, silly bitch.
sarah: come over again~ ;))
jake: *calls derek his bf (side piece/sneaky link)*
sarah u got friend zoned sorry not sorry, silly bitch.
lay by snappindickslikeslimjims August 9, 2026